I am in my late 20s but...

I am in a reflective mood. For the past couple of weeks I have been working on compiling my b-school application lessons-learned opus. Look out for that soon. Meanwhile, I am trying to formulate some personal goals for the next 2 years. That is, non-academic and non-employment related goals. I'm starting with a status check to determine the starting point. Hopefully, these will turn into development points, and subsequently goals. Here's where I am at this point: I am in my late twenties, but I....

am delusional about being the best point guard in the hemisphere.
think I enjoy the PowerPuff Girls more than my niece does.
have read The Art of War more times than I can count.
can't get enough of Gran Turismo & Tekken.
am officially unemployed and "looking".
could probably shed another 5-10 lbs.
am not fluent in a second language.
only picked up golf a year ago.
think I am a good dancer.
may not be a good dancer.
play the piano like a beginner.
cannot prepare exotic gourmet dishes.
have not been to China, India or Monaco.
only ever go on vacation where there is a beach.
wonder what Aishwarya Rai thinks about Wharton men?
cannot get the lyrics ot Ice-Ice Baby purged from my memory!
am secretly addicted to French films, Kung-Fu & Bollywood flicks.

So, from a quick analysis of the trends here, my personal mission statement should be: "to quit the PS2, DVDs and sports, and join a Modern Arts Class in Asia?" Hmmm....not such a bad idea. if you know of any, please let me know.